Commander GilmoreMore from Commander GilmorePatrolWear Your Body Armor ... and Ear MuffsWhat possible duty could give an officer more satisfaction than shutting down rogue karaoke bars? That's what the Cambodian National Police have been tasked with, and they're getting a little extra support from the Cambodian Army: tanks.March 31, 2002PatrolSometimes itβs hard to tell who the bad guys areJust Give Me A Hundred Good Cops, And a ton of ammunition... That's what I was thinkin' when I reviewed the situation in Lagos, Nigeria.February 1, 2002PatrolStoopid CrooksHey! We're the Bad Guys! Over Here!November 30, 2001PatrolNow They Know How the Shopkeepers FeelIn the peaceful, crime-free democratic country of South Africa (you know, the latest "workers' paradise"), crime is so rampant that the crooks are running out of victims to rob. Recently, the government even decided to stop mailing pension checks because so many old folks were getting' koshed and robbed outside the banks where they cashed 'em.October 31, 2001PatrolToo Stupid to Make it as a Stupid CrookIsn't it funny how one little detail can trip up an idiot in the middle of a holdup?September 30, 2001Previous PagePage 3 of 3