A trio of crows who have nested near the Everett (Wash.) Police Department's north precinct station have been waging a fowl war on officers as they leave their patrol cars.
The crows are dive-bombing unsuspecting officers and pooping on squad cars. Here's an excerpt from the Seattle Weekly:
One lieutenant described how he "got zinged" by the birds and proclaimed that the force's new airborne adversaries are "like velociraptors." Even more troubling, the evil avians are reportedly targeting "top brass and detectives in particular."
Source: Seattle Weekly