Florida Deputy Posts Funny Video to Facebook — Tortoise Not Amused

Marion County (Florida) Sheriff's Office posted a video rant to Facebook in which Deputy Bryan Bowman mocks an unseen subject for "going one mile per hour in a 30-mile-per-hour zone."

In a video rant posted to Facebook, Marion County (FL) Sheriff's Deputy Bryan Bowman mocks a tortoise for 'going one mile per hour in a 30-mile-per-hour zone.' Image courtesy of Marion County (FL) Sheriff's Office / Facebook.In a video rant posted to Facebook, Marion County (FL) Sheriff's Deputy Bryan Bowman mocks a tortoise for "going one mile per hour in a 30-mile-per-hour zone." Image courtesy of Marion County (FL) Sheriff's Office / Facebook.

Marion County (FL) Sheriff's Office posted a video rant to Facebook in which Deputy Bryan Bowman mocks an unseen subject for "going one mile per hour in a 30-mile-per-hour zone."

"The guy is easily a hundred. He shouldn't be out on the roadway to being with! I tried to talk to him — he snapped at me. I don't know what this guy's deal is!"

Bowman then flips the video camera's lens away from himself and points it out the windscreen of his cruiser, revealing a massive tortoise ambling down the two-lane road.

"Come on grandpa! I got places to be!" Bowman said.

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