Now with the spherical head of the large leg bone exposed, the doctor and his team sawed the ball joint completely off. A nurse handed our hero what looked to be a standard power drill and a handful of three-inch decking screws, which he then used to attach a shiny new titanium joint onto the end of the patient’s femur, torqueing down as the drill labored to bore metal screws into bone. I squirmed in my seat and beads of sweat began to form on my forehead as I grew increasingly more uncomfortable and queasy. The violence was sickening. This was a travesty. That unknowing, unconscious patient will never walk again, I thought. Surely this was not how a surgery should look. I turned off my television before the show ended and spun into action.
I immediately texted 10 of my friends and relayed what I had just witnessed, priming them for the mayhem, chaos, and abuse they would also see when they watched the same show. Next I jumped on my social media platforms and posted short video outtakes from the show and described in gruesome detail, from my uneducated yet enraged perspective, the irresponsible and violent actions of the surgeon. As I watched my post go viral, the comments became more irate by the minute, I contacted the state medical board from the jurisdiction of this rogue surgeon. “Arrest him! Revoke his medical license!”, I demanded, as I screamed at the call-taker. I delegated an earnest ally to hastily set up a crowd funding donation site to pool money for the class-action medical malpractice lawsuit that was sure to come.
The next morning I convened a meeting of like-minded locals who had heeded my call for action, and we began to structure a citizen’s review board for Surgeons, which would zealously oversee all surgeries from an untrained civilian perspective. We determined to demand all surgeons be equipped with body-worn cameras to capture video of their every action inside the operating room. Then we could review these complex, brutal procedures frame by frame and pass judgement on the abusive doctors. They must be held accountable! Surely this type of violence must end!
By now hopefully it’s apparent that this is all fictitious. The deranged idea that an untrained citizen, ignorant of the extensive training and education of a skilled, professional surgeon would take it upon themselves to intervene in such irrational ways is ludicrous. Or is it?
Social media buzzes daily with the often invalid and generally ignorant opinions of citizens nationwide as they critique and criticize complex police interventions. Police Review Boards, composed overwhelmingly of citizens with zero law enforcement training or bearing, are placed in positions of authority over complicated law enforcement actions and scenarios. Marches, protests, and even riots often ensue as a result.