Tag: Stupid Criminals: Page 10

Patrol

Wash. Man Wheels Stolen TV Past Police Station

King County prosecutors have filed theft charges against a 22-year-old man who wheeled a stolen television past the Auburn (Wash.) PD's station.

December 27, 2010

Patrol

Woman Left Six Cats In Closet to Die

Faint meows led Palm Bay (Fla.) Police office George Santiago to a barricaded closet where he found a starving, flea-infested cat inside the closet alongside the decomposing remains of five cats.

December 19, 2010

Patrol

Indiana Man Yells at Officer Who Interrupted Call

Indianapolis (Ind.) Police arrested a 32-year-old man on the city's Southside, after he admonished an officer who pulled him over and asked him to end a phone call.

December 15, 2010

Patrol

Officer Struck With Flagpole During Gas Station Brawl

As the officer took the report, an SUV pulled up and four men jumped out. The officer instructed the men not to enter the mini-mart, after which they began assaulting a worker who was pumping gas. One of the men struck the officer with a flagpole (American flag attached).

November 3, 2010

Patrol

Halloween DUI Wore Breathalyzer Costume

A Lincoln (Neb.) PD officer pulled over the Ford F-150 truck driven erratically by Matthew Nieveen, 19. Nieveen's blood alcohol level was more than twice the state's .08 limit.

November 2, 2010

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Pennsylvania Man Calls 911 to Complain About Bad Pot

A southwestern Pennsylvania man called 911 to complain about the "nasty weed" he smoked.

October 24, 2010

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Man Who Asked Cop for Ride Busted for Cocaine Possession

After leaving a party, the Danville man flagged down a Redwood City PD officer who asked Ongley Raymond Ocon III if he had anything illegal on him.

October 22, 2010

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Bank Robber In NYPD OIS Refused to Drop Knife

Using a 10-inch steak knife, John Stolarz walked into the Chase branch near Madison Square Garden shortly after noon on Thursday, and demanded "fifties and hundreds." Stolarz left, when a teller told him the bank didn't have the cash.

October 13, 2010

Weapons

Wyoming Man Douses Himself In Paint to Avoid TASER

When Cheyenne (Wyo.) Police officers Joshua Thorton and James Womak arrived at the home of Brian Mattert earlier this month on a domestic disturbance call, they found the man covered in white latex paint.

September 25, 2010

Patrol

DEA Impersonator Pulls Over NY Detective

A Long Island man posing as a federal agent and carrying a replica Drug Enforcement Administration badge was arrested, after he pulled over a Suffolk County police officer.

September 14, 2010

Patrol

Teen Accidentally Texts Montana Sheriff for Drugs

The 16-year-old sent the sheriff the text message, "Hey Dawg, do you have a $20 I can buy right now?"

September 3, 2010

Patrol

Missouri Deputy Apprehends 'Drunk Guys' Breaking Into His Home

A Boone County (Mo.) Sheriff's deputy detained two men over the weekend, who broke into his home to attempt a robbery. The deputy was waiting for the men, as they kicked down his door, and took them into custody without firing shots.

August 15, 2010