Tag: Stupid Criminals: Page 9

Patrol

Drunk Wife Sprays Deputies with Breast Milk

Delaware County (Ohio) Sheriff's deputies were assaulted with an unusual weapon when they attempted to arrest an intoxicated, disorderly Ohio wife at a wedding reception hall.

June 27, 2011

Patrol

N.Y. Man Arrested Twice In One Night for DUI

A New York man was arrested twice in a matter of hours by the same state troopers for allegedly driving drunk.

April 27, 2011

Special Units

L.A. Gang Member Convicted of Murder Tattooed Crime Scene On Chest

Anthony Garcia, 22, had tattooed the crime scene of a 2004 liquor store shooting on his chest, helping deputies solve the open case.

April 24, 2011

Patrol

Man Gets 7 Years In Armed Robbery of 86 Cents

During the robbery, Michael Armstrong's handgun went off, seriously injuring the man. As a result, the judge ordered the two to pay more than $65,000 in medical bills.

April 24, 2011

Patrol

Robbery Suspect Left Photographic Evidence of Self

The black T-shirt had a picture of Jonathan Huntley, 25, that resembled a mug shot with the saying, "Making Money Is My Thang," according to the Charlotte-Mecklenburg Police Department.

April 7, 2011

Patrol

Bikini Brawler Gets Felony Charge

Kimesa Smith of Montgomery can be seen on cell-phone video climbing on the restaurant's counter, throwing items, and striking employees in the March 19 incident at the Panama City fast-food restaurant.

March 27, 2011

Patrol

Moped Driver's Sex Bribe Lands Him In Jail

Indianapolis Metro Police Officer Christin Rudell pulled over Adam Yarbrough at 11:45 p.m. Sunday. After Officer Rudell turned down the $5, Yarbrough offered a kiss and said, "I haven't had sex in awhile, so how about we do that?"

March 13, 2011

Patrol

Arizona Home Invader Arrested, After Getting Stuck In Hamper

Michael Trias, 20, reportedly removed the bedroom window screen, climbed into the home and then got caught in the hamper. Hearing the commotion, the resident restrained the man and called police.

March 10, 2011

Patrol

Showering Burglar Calls 911 On Homeowner

Timothy James Chapek, 24, was caught at about 7:07 p.m. Monday by the homeowner and his two German Shepherds. After the homeowner asked Chapek what he was doing in the home, Chapek locked himself in the bathroom and called 911.

March 7, 2011

Patrol

Man Arrested After Filming Himself Driving 140 MPH

Stanislav Vadimovich Bakanov was cited for reckless driving, fined more than $1,100, and his vehicle was impounded.

February 13, 2011

Patrol

Repeat Burglar Caught After Leaving Charging Cell Phone In Home

When the owner's son returned on Friday, 25-year-old Cody Wilkins apparently fled the house, leaving behind his phone. Investigators have since charged Wilkins in other burglaries.

February 2, 2011

Patrol

Arizona Man Shot After Pointing AK-47 at Deputy

After a fight with his wife, Felipe Ramirez Castellanos reportedly fired several rounds from the AK-47 at her while driving away. Deputies who stopped Castellanos as he drove away fired after he pointed the AK-47 at them from inside the vehicle. He was struck in the hip and head.

January 15, 2011