Police Magazine Logo
MenuMENU
SearchSEARCH

The Marathon

An elderly woman passed us rather crisply and we were aghast to read the back of her shirt: "I'm 65 and a grandmother, but I'm ahead of YOU!"

May 1, 2009
The Marathon

 

3 min to read


Once upon a time, I fancied myself quite the runner. I would read my Runner's World, set new sights on running mileage, and think of the next race I would run. I was living in Teec Nos Pos on the Res and had a really cool six-mile course that meandered up through the oil rigs and ended in an exhilarating downhill dash down Teec Mountain in northern Arizona.

Even though I weighed around 190, I had the odd illusion that I was a potential greyhound instead of the plodding Clydesdale I really was. One afternoon I was sitting in the Port of Entry talking to my childhood friend and fellow DPS officer Gonzo when he said we should run the Fiesta Bowl Marathon in December. "Absolutely!" was my affirmation. And so my training began in earnest with daily six-mile runs on nice soft dirt road that led from my house trailer to the mountain that lay behind.

Ad Loading...

Teec Nos Pos was the perfect location to establish a training lifestyle back in 1979. We had no television reception and only one FM radio channel, so the normal modern distractions were not present. I read, trained, tried being a vegetarian, and patrolled the remote roadways of the Navajo Reservation still under the odd illusion I was meant to be a runner. It was an interesting time in my life and I wouldn't have missed it for the world, although I think I could have done without the marathon…

December 1st found Gonzo and I pounding on the hard pavement of the roadway between Cave Creek and Scottsdale amid several thousand other folks desperately trying to reach the finish line at the Scottsdale Community College. Soon I began to fully realize how important it was to train on the same surface you were going to race on. My calves screamed, my feet ached, my shoulders hurt, and my damn nipples were burning! You didn't see that coming did you?

As we struggled around the 15-mile mark an elderly woman passed us rather crisply and we were aghast to read the back of her shirt: "I'm 65 and a grandmother, but I'm ahead of YOU!" We were outraged, and if only we could have caught up to her we would have given her a piece of our minds.

At the 21-mile mark Gonzo was cramping so badly he stopped to stretch out and I knew if I stopped I would surely stay stopped. At the 23-mile rest stop I sat for a minute to drink and rub my burning left knee, which was swollen like a melon. "The first-aid vehicle will be here in a minute!" a concerned voice behind me shouted, and I saw one of the race attendants staring at my knee. Mumbling something about having come this far I arose and stumbled on.

Four hours and 20 minutes after starting I stumbled across the finish line; Gonzo a moment later, still fighting horrible cramps, collapsed on the grass beside me. We both looked as if we had been in an extended interrogation with Jack Bauer. We compared training notes and realized we hadn't trained the way we should have for this re-enactment of Pheidippides' run from the Plains of Marathon to announce the Greek victory over the Persians; and then we remembered…that's what killed him!

Ad Loading...

I write this today as I get ready to head to the gym where I will ride a stationary bicycle and lift weights—training that matches my body type. Gonzo is a U.S. Marshal now and I am not sure if he runs anymore or not. Still, whenever we get together we laugh about that day so long ago when we learned once again the importance of training the way you are going to play, and it's a darn good idea to know your
limits.

 

Dave Smith is the creator of "Buck Savage" and a retired law enforcement officer from Arizona. Currently, he is the lead instructor for Calibre Press' "Street Survival" seminar.


Subscribe to our newsletter

More Patrol

Hands insert an Adept Armor protective plate into a camouflage tactical plate carrier, demonstrating how the armor plate fits inside the vest.
PatrolSeptember 17, 2026

Adept Armor Introduces Two New Rifle Plates

Adept Armor has launched two new Level IV ballistic plates, the Emperor and the Archon Mark 2, which brings Adept Armor’s new Quatroid ceramic to the high-threat, performance-value center of the range at 5.2 pounds.

Read More →
Open Benchmade folding knife with a bronze-colored blade, textured dark handle, and braided lanyard resting on weathered wooden boards.
Patrolby Wayne ParhamSeptember 17, 2026

POLICE Product Test: Benchmade Bailout

The Benchmade Bailout is a slim, lightweight carry knife with a deep-ride pocket clip and comes in a variety of blade steels and scales. Here is a detailed review of the Taiga Green Bailout, released earlier this year.

Read More →
Officer of the Month graphic honoring Deputy Lorne Juday of the Osceola County, Michigan, Sheriff’s Office for July 2026, featuring a portrait of Juday in uniform.
PatrolSeptember 17, 2026

NLEOMF Announces July 2026 Officer of the Month

NLEOMF honored a Michigan deputy sheriff as the July 2026 Officer of the Month for rescuing a trapped driver from a burning vehicle following a Fourth of July crash.

Read More →
Ad Loading...
Streamlight promotional graphic featuring the LiteBox 1 Million handheld light and Portable Scene Light III, highlighting products displayed for the 2026 National Safety Council Safety Congress & Expo in Indianapolis, Sept. 14–16.
PatrolSeptember 10, 2026

Streamlight to Showcase Newest Lighting Products at National Safety Council’s Safety Congress & Expo 2026

Streamlight will showcase its latest lights, including the Portable Scene Light III and the LiteBox 1Million, at the 2026 National Safety Council (NSC) Safety Congress & Expo.

Read More →
Graphic promoting the 2027 World Police & Fire Games in Perth, Australia, featuring an aerial city view and photos of international participants carrying Brazilian and Australian flags.
PatrolSeptember 10, 2026

The 2027 World Police & Fire Games Set for Perth, Australia

The 2027 World Police & Fire Games (WPFG) will take place in Perth, Western Australia, from Friday, March 12 through Sunday, March 21, 2027.

Read More →
New York City skyline at night with the Tribute in Light beams illuminating the sky in remembrance of September 11, with the 5.11 logo in the upper left.
PatrolSeptember 10, 2026

5.11 Partners with National Fallen Firefighters Foundation to Support #ForThe343

5.11 has joined the nationwide movement honoring the 343 New York City Fire Department firefighters lost on Sept. 11, 2001.

Read More →
Ad Loading...
Team Wendy graphic announcing sponsorship of the Jorge Pastore Foundation, featuring a black-and-white photo of Austin Police Officer Jorge Pastore, whose end of watch was November 11, 2023.
PatrolAugust 27, 2026

Team Wendy Announces Title Sponsorship of the Jorge Pastore Foundation

Team Wendy’s 3-year partnership with the Jorge Pastore Foundation expands access to programs that strengthen those who serve.

Read More →
National Law Enforcement Officers Memorial Fund graphic for the 2026 9/11 commemoration ceremony beside a close-up of a police officer’s badge, with blurred emergency lights in the background.
PatrolAugust 27, 2026

National Law Enforcement Memorial and Museum Hosting 9/11 25th-Year Commemoration Ceremony

The National Law Enforcement Memorial and Museum is hosting a 9/11 25th Year Commemoration Ceremony on Sept. 11 at 4 p.m.

Read More →
Officer of the Month graphic for June 2026 honoring officers of the Chico, California, Police Department, featuring the department’s police badge and a rose emblem.
PatrolAugust 20, 2026

National Law Enforcement Officers Memorial Fund Announces June 2026 Officers of the Month

The National Law Enforcement Officers Memorial Fund (NLEOMF) named 15 officers of the Chico Police Department (California) as the Officers of the Month for June 2026 for their roles in responding to an active-shooter incident at a public library.

Read More →
Ad Loading...
Three smartphone screens display the Team Wendy community app, featuring tactical gear content, upcoming events, news, surveys, and navigation tools for warranty, sizing, and user profiles.
PatrolAugust 13, 2026

Team Wendy App Creates New Digital Hub for Helmet Owners

The Team Wendy Community App provides one location for warranty registration, size-fit tools, product updates, and community connection. For helmet owners, the new app creates a simpler path to the information and tools that matter most.

Read More →