As I pulled up onto the interstate, I could see the accident. The vehicle was a station wagon with the front end pushed back to the door post. The car was totaled, sitting in the middle of the freeway with no other vehicle in sight. I pulled behind the wreck and turned on my reds.
"You OK?" I asked the driver. He nodded and said, "I hit a cow!" I could tell he was no cowboy, because on the far side of the freeway stood one of the biggest bulls I had ever seen. Having been a cop for 20 years, I've seen a lot of bull, so I know about this kind of thing.
When looking at the man's driver's license, I noticed the bull was inching back toward the freeway. I told the driver I would be right back and slipped across the lanes to drive the bull back into the lot, hoping to prevent more paperwork should the next driver fail to yield him the right-of-way.
As I jumped off the shoulder of the highway and down in front of that bull, I realized that the reasonable and prudent man the law speaks of is not your garden-variety police officer. He would have known that this animal was extremely angry. A reasonable and prudent man would have known that after this ton of temper had been slammed by a speeding car, a lone cop yelling and waving his arms would not impress him much. Looking back, from the vantage point of the reasonable and prudent man I have become, I can say this was a case of seriously impaired judgment. I'm sure of it, because the bull ducked his head and charged.
Being a young, lean protector of the innocent, I chose what I saw as my only option. I made a run for it. But, however young and fast I was at the time, I wasn't fast enough, and the charging bull hooked me in the left back pocket of my department-issue uniform pants, catapulting me into the air like a blue woolen bullet.