How to Not Get Your Ass Kicked By the Police

Warning: This video contains explicit, adult material. Comedian Chris Rock produced the sketch, "How to Not Get Your Ass Kicked By the Police," for his weekly HBO show in the late 1990s. In the classic sketch, he gives helpful pointers such as "obey the law," "use common sense" and "be polite" when dealing with officers.

September 30, 2010

Warning: This video contains explicit, adult material. Comedian Chris Rock produced the sketch, "How to Not Get Your Ass Kicked By the Police," for his weekly HBO show in the late 1990s. In the classic sketch, he gives helpful pointers such as "obey the law," "use common sense" and "be polite" when dealing with officers.

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