Manatee County (Fla.) Sheriff's deputies recovered a bag of marijuana and cocaine between the buttocks of Raymond Stanley Roberts, who then told them, "The white stuff is not mine, but the weed is."
Deputies had searched the 25-year-old Roberts after smelling marijuana during a vehicle stop. He had been pulled over for speeding, reports the Bradenton Herald.
Roberts possessed 4.5 grams of marijuana and 27 pieces of rock cocaine weighing 3.5 grams.