Officials in Kentucky have pretty much had their fill of winter weather—particularly in light of the fact that a certain well-known marmot from Pennsylvania promised an early spring.
Andrew Scott—the Mayor of Coal Run (KY)—said on Facebook , "This morning, in consultation with the City Attorney and Chief of Police, I ordered the immediate arrest of Punxsutawney Phil for violation of Kentucky Revised Statutes, Chapters 194A and 523. Specifically, the warrant alleges Fraud and Unsworn Falsification. After a multi-jurisdictional search, I am pleased tonight to announce that this lying, furry rodent has been apprehended and remanded to the custody of Pike County Detention Center."