David Blackmon, 32, called 911, identified himself as a drug dealer, and proceeded to report that cash and cocaine had been stolen from his car Sunday, according to a Facebook post by the Okaloosa County (FL) Sheriff's Office .
A deputy responded to the scene, at which point Blackmon told him that $50 and a quarter-ounce bag of cocaine had been stolen from the car's center console, reports the Palm Beach Post .