In these early ages, one could commonly find the Thug smoking droppings and drawing graffiti on cave walls. And this lazy species would have gone into extinction except for one thing. The Thugs proliferated because they were very attractive to the females of the dominate species. The females seemed to prefer the rough rebellious casual mating rituals practiced by the Thugs over the industrious family building and loyal tribal customs of the Neanderthals.
Over the centuries, the Thugs continued to mutate and yet avoid any real evolutionary advancement. Always at the edge of the civilizations they preyed upon, they perfected their predatory animal-like wolf- or ratpacking hunting style. Only their weaponry and body adornment advanced with civilization. For some twisted reason, probably the competition for the females, the non-thugs began to imitate the bizarre clothing styles and primitive speech patterns of the Thugs.
No one race or culture can claim the Thug as its own. Anthropologists have found evidence of the primitive thug in the ruins of every culture that they have helped to destroy. Ancient China, Africa, Europe and Mezzo-America all were the spawning ground and home to the Thug.
Today statistics report that there are approximately 850,000 Thugs in 31,0000 gangs in the United States. In California alone there are approximately 300,000 Thugs in 2,000 gangs, and as many as 150,000 Thugs in 1,000 gangs in Los Angeles County.
Although small bands of thugs exist worldwide today, North America seems to be the Thug's preferred habitat. In fact, one can find almost every mutant variation of the Thug species and Thug gangs in great abundance in close proximity to the fossilized remains of dinosaurs, mastodons, and saber tooth cats in the famous La Brea Tar Pits in Los Angeles.