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Articles•by Commander Gilmore•October 1, 2002

Angry Croquet Players and Missing Ships

Cops have to deal with all sorts of silly fights people people get into, and some are dang near as deadly as shoot-outs. Just imagine how the cops in Calgary, Alberta, Canada, felt when they got called to a riot involving "softballers and croquet players."

Articles•by Commander Gilmore•August 1, 2002

Scarce Ammo and Surprising Shots

None of the politicos knew until it was over that many of the officers only had one bullet each, and many of them had no ammunition at all.

Articles•by Commander Gilmore•February 2, 2002

Sometimes it’s hard to tell who the bad guys are

Just Give Me A Hundred Good Cops, And a ton of ammunition... That's what I was thinkin' when I reviewed the situation in Lagos, Nigeria.

Articles•by Commander Gilmore•November 1, 2001

Now They Know How the Shopkeepers Feel

In the peaceful, crime-free democratic country of South Africa (you know, the latest "workers' paradise"), crime is so rampant that the crooks are running out of victims to rob. Recently, the government even decided to stop mailing pension checks because so many old folks were getting' koshed and robbed outside the banks where they cashed 'em.

Articles•by Byron Lee•November 1, 2001

The Crypt

He sensed movement and, as he focused on its source, he felt a chill, like a cold hand passing through him.

Articles•by E.G. Hall•June 1, 2001

Gypsies: Kings of Con

“The cops don’t care and what’s best, they don’t know anything about us. Hotel security has no idea what’s going on. Gypsies are running their scams every day and no one is the wiser.”

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