On Thanksgiving, Have a Healthy Heaping of Happy (Not a Holiday Headache)

Holiday get-togethers are making something of a comeback, so you're headed over the river and through the woods to "Grandmother's house" for the traditional Thanksgiving Holiday gathering. In case the dinner conversation turns contentious, here's a small collection of short jokes and one-liners to break the tension when the food fight is about to begin.

Chris Trapp

SOB II

The SOB II is an evolution of the collapsible defense system pioneered by Special Ops Bunker.

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Q14 Multifunctional Thermal Imaging Monocular

The FLIR Q14 Multifunctional Thermal Imaging Monocular is designed to pack performance and features into an extremely light and full-featured thermal monocular.

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Boogie Regulator Goggle

If your day includes a quick mission, a long road ride or a jump out of a perfectly good helicopter, the Smith Optics Boogie Regulator Goggle has the qualities you need in your eye protection—top level impact rating, the patented Smith Regulator for lens fog prevention, and multiple strap options ensuring integration.

Brenneke Tactical Home Defense Slug

The Tactical Home Defense shotgun slug from Brenneke is a new reduced-recoil load designed for home defense and law enforcement purposes. Reduced recoil loading makes it more comfortable for recoil-sensitive shooters and also allows quick and accurate follow-up shots. The slug has a flat trajectory to 50 yards, with an optimal power to 35 yards.

Valor Standard C.F.O. Medical Pack

This Voodoo Tactical med pack integrates a C.F.O. (complete fold-out) system to compartmentalize all your essential medical items.