The Ravenna (OH) Police Department recently took to social media to warn area residents about the impending arrival of a "highly addictive substance that is about to hit the streets" as members of the notorious "Girl Scouts of America" flood the streets with sugary treats.
The agency wrote in a Facebook post, "We wanted to make our community aware of a highly addictive substance that is about to hit the streets. These items go by a variety of names like Thin Mints, S'mores, and Lemonades just to name a few."
The post continued, "These items are distributed by strong, smart, fearless young women who will lure you in with their story and get you hooked. We know many people think I will just get one box. But one turns into two and two turns into five and the next thing you know you are hiding 'Thin Mints' in the freezer.
The post concluded, "We want you to know we are here for you. We have set up a disposal location for these 'cookies' at the police department. Just drop them off 24/7 and we will properly dispose of them for you."