Tag: Stupid Criminals: Page 16

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Animals Can Get Crooks Into All Sorts of Trouble

It's official in Australia now.  When a police K-9 nuzzles your crotch, it's purely social.

July 31, 2003

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Sweet Talk and Handcuffs

Wily cops don’t need much to outsmart some crooks.

May 31, 2003

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How Smart Could He Be?

"Listen, man! Give yourself up! It's no good! There're a thousand cops out here!" he yelled toward the building in exasperation.

April 30, 2003

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The Hot Prowl

One of the first things a rookie cop learns is not to ignore a citizen’s report,
no matter how weird.

February 28, 2003

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Real Murder Victims are Bad Enough

Another lifeless female body, this time dressed differently, different hair color, complexion, and shoes. Munich PD rolled, with teeth clenched.

November 30, 2002

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Stoopid Crooks

Hey! We're the Bad Guys! Over Here!

November 30, 2001

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Too Stupid to Make it as a Stupid Crook

Isn't it funny how one little detail can trip up an idiot in the middle of a holdup?

September 30, 2001