Tag: Police Humor: Page 14

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A Cry for Help

We were working day tours and a July heat wave was stifling New York City. Sgt. Reibe was supervising on patrol and Lt. O’Leary was on the desk. My partner and I operated a sector patrol car, One-Ten Ida.

June 30, 2005

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Jake and the Snake

During the mid-1980s I worked in the department of public safety for a large private senior citizen community of several thousand residents. We were their private police department, composed of retired police officers or former police officers like myself.

April 30, 2005

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No Hacksaws, No Dynamite, No Problem

While police scampered around the countryside looking for their lost convicts, investigators at the scene were concluding that the "explosive" that blew out the iron bars of a window and collapsed the adjacent wall wasn't an explosive at all, but rather a corrosive agent: human urine.

January 31, 2005

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Too Much Technology

Ineffective security, useless gun play, and bad hair days.

September 30, 2004

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Nice Try, But Not Good Enough

Transported signs, disappearing phones, and possessed appliances.

May 31, 2004

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Prisoners Sing for Their Freedom

Singing prisoners, wedding gunfire, and a human piñata.

March 31, 2004

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Crocodile Wrestling

Sometimes dead bodies cause cops more trouble than live subjects.

September 30, 2003

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Another Great Police Resource

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August 31, 2003

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Animals Can Get Crooks Into All Sorts of Trouble

It's official in Australia now.  When a police K-9 nuzzles your crotch, it's purely social.

July 31, 2003

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Anti-Vampire Riots

There's no telling what wild creatures you'll come across in the exciting world of policing.

March 31, 2003

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The Elite Gum Squad

Who knew police work included scraping gum and hiking up live volcanoes?

January 31, 2003

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Too Stupid to Make it as a Stupid Crook

Isn't it funny how one little detail can trip up an idiot in the middle of a holdup?

September 30, 2001