Department Jokes that Flushing Drugs Down Toilet Might Create "Meth Gators"

Officers with the Loretto (TN) Police Department had some fun on Facebook when they posted an image of drugs and drug paraphernalia seized from a man who was attempting to flush the stuff down a toilet.

Officers with the Loretto (TN) Police Department had some fun on Facebook when they posted an image of drugs and drug paraphernalia seized from a man who was attempting to flush the stuff down a toilet.Officers with the Loretto (TN) Police Department had some fun on Facebook when they posted an image of drugs and drug paraphernalia seized from a man who was attempting to flush the stuff down a toilet.Image courtesy of Loretto PD / Facebook.

Officers with the Loretto (TN) Police Department had some fun on Facebook when they posted an image of drugs and drug paraphernalia seized from a man who was attempting to flush the stuff down a toilet.

The agency said, "Now our sewer guys take great pride in releasing water that is cleaner than what is in the creek, but they are not really prepared for meth. Ducks, Geese, and other fowl frequent our treatment ponds and we shudder to think what one all hyped up on meth would do."

The post continued, "Furthermore, if it made it far enough we could create meth-gators in Shoal Creek and the Tennessee River down in North Alabama. They've had enough methed up animals the past few weeks without our help. So, if you need to dispose of your drugs just give us a call and we will make sure they are disposed of in the proper way."

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