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How to Not Get Your Ass Kicked By the Police


Warning: This video contains explicit, adult material. Comedian Chris Rock produced the sketch, "How to Not Get Your Ass Kicked By the Police," for his weekly HBO show in the late 1990s. In the classic sketch, he gives helpful pointers such as "obey the law," "use common sense" and "be polite" when dealing with officers.

October 01, 2010
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Demitri Kornegay @ 4/13/2011 4:13 AM

Many a truth is told in jest. I've run a program entitled, Men Under Construction for adolescent males aged 14 and older since 1992. Every class covers different topics such as History, Media, Personal Money Management, Dating and table manners. This is the videotape we've been using for the "Dealing with Authority Figures" class for the last 10 years.

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