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A Cry for Help

July 1, 2005

We were working day tours and a July heat wave was stifling New York City. Sgt. Reibe was supervising on patrol and Lt. O’Leary was on the desk. My partner and I operated a sector patrol car, One-Ten Ida.

Jake and the Snake

May 1, 2005

During the mid-1980s I worked in the department of public safety for a large private senior citizen community of several thousand residents. We were their private police department, composed of retired police officers or former police officers like myself.

No Hacksaws, No Dynamite, No Problem

February 1, 2005

While police scampered around the countryside looking for their lost convicts, investigators at the scene were concluding that the "explosive" that blew out the iron bars of a window and collapsed the adjacent wall wasn't an explosive at all, but rather a corrosive agent: human urine.

Too Much Technology

October 1, 2004

Ineffective security, useless gun play, and bad hair days.

Nice Try, But Not Good Enough

June 1, 2004

Transported signs, disappearing phones, and possessed appliances.

Prisoners Sing for Their Freedom

April 1, 2004

Singing prisoners, wedding gunfire, and a human piñata.

Crocodile Wrestling

October 1, 2003

Sometimes dead bodies cause cops more trouble than live subjects.

Another Great Police Resource

September 1, 2003

If you need information on law enforcement vendors and their products, you’ll find it on our Website.

Animals Can Get Crooks Into All Sorts of Trouble

August 1, 2003

It's official in Australia now.  When a police K-9 nuzzles your crotch, it's purely social.

Anti-Vampire Riots

April 1, 2003

There's no telling what wild creatures you'll come across in the exciting world of policing.

The Elite Gum Squad

February 1, 2003

Who knew police work included scraping gum and hiking up live volcanoes?

Too Stupid to Make it as a Stupid Crook

October 1, 2001

Isn't it funny how one little detail can trip up an idiot in the middle of a holdup?

Paying Last Respects on Code 3 Funeral

January 1, 1996

Chasing loose livestock off the highway and escorting funeral processions were the two least desirable duties in the rural sheriff's department where I began my law enforce­ment career. As a rookie, I caught more than my share of those undesirable calls, and of the two, I'd rather play matador any day.

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