Fla. Deputy Used Rubber Penis To Bust Prostitute
September 20, 2011
A Manatee County (Fla.) Sheriff's deputy used a flaccid, rubber penis to bust a prostitute who entered his vehicle and had asked him to expose himself.
Christina Hope Vavra, a 31-year-old Sarasota resident, allegedly performed oral sex on the replica after asking the officer to cover it with a condom.
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michael @ 9/21/2011 12:27 AM
It's a hard job, but someone has to do what it takes to get it done. At least he used a fake one......with all the things I have been reading lately nothing surprises me anymore. Thats is definitely being very creative to make an arrest.
h leroque @ 9/21/2011 1:41 AM
ha ha ha, congrats, good going! have my respect, they sure cured a problmatic law, and they retain a good and right law, ive been op f two, the law is nessacery, but hard to bust. GOD BLESS,paws up.lol
Fed Cop @ 9/21/2011 8:02 AM
"...used a flaccid, rubber penis..." Ya, Right! That's his story, and his sticking to it!!! ;-)
"That's right Chief, I just had this rubber penis, ya see, and then I stuck it in my pants, and ah, um, this prostitute came by and asked me to take this rubber penis out of my pants, and ah, she performed oral sex on it, ya that's it, and then when I was done, I mean she was done, I ah, sort of arrested her. Ya, Ya, that's what happened, honest Chief!"
Laura @ 9/24/2011 2:01 PM
FloriDUH Headquarters wants to know: Do they really make flaccid ding-dongs?
I had the same question. LOL Someone has some seious explaining to do. Or can you see him in court holding up the flaccid penis for the jury to examin.
MartyB @ 9/26/2011 1:35 PM
I think the detective was pretty smart. You and I know that most of the working girls (& guys) we deal with aren't the "Pretty Woman" or "Chippendale's" types hyped by T.V. or the movies.
There's nothing sexier than the thought of some hooker using their "Meth Mouth" to get the job done.
Movie & T.V. actors get to use "stunt doubles" in dangerous scenes. Why shouldn't the vice officer be able to use a "Stand-in"...
The real question we really don't want to know the answer to is "where did he get his body double"? I'm guessing it came from one of his narcotics team buddies that picked it up from one of their meth lab busts...
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