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You might be a law enforcement family if...

11/12/2008 12:30 PM
Join Date: May 2007
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You might be a law enforcement family if...

You might be a Law Enforcement family if….

You yell, "Tommy! Clean up this disgusting, messy room right now!" and your kid yells "10-4!!!"

You use your night stick to swat flies…

You come home from the grocery store and "clear" the house because you forgot that you left the lights on in the basement and the upstairs...

You break down at the side of the road and call roadside service requesting "I need a tow truck 1 time at Washington and Bagley" and the operator says, "What?"

You use your taser to jump start your car…

Your daughter wears a "silver bullet" necklace…

You own a pit bull, German Shepard, or a Rottweiler dog

You have a gun cabinet the size of a walk in closet…

You use your handcuffs on your domestic partner during "play time"…

Your family plays SWAT with water guns and super soakers in the back yard…

Your kids drink coffee too…

Your family Christmas photo is your family dressed up in tactical gear and santa hats

You find your 11 year old son on the toilet reading the latest POLICE magazine…

Your daughter uses a "take down" on her brother when she's mad at him….

Last but not least…

You use your pepper spray to add some "heat" to your chili...

"Is your number still 911?" - Ofc. Rachel T.
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11/13/2008 1:21 AM #1
Join Date: May 2007
Posts: 215

RE: You might be a law enforcement family if...

Hehehe, good ones! Welcome back Rachel.
11/13/2008 11:14 AM #2
Join Date: May 2007
Posts: 216

one more...

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Original post by wolfva

Hehehe, good ones! Welcome back Rachel.

If your kids have nicknames like "red dog", "14-08", or "Big D" and you holler to them like..."18-sniper shot to red dog, I said abort that t.v. show! Do you copy?!?"

Mr. wolfva...I apologize, have I been gone too long? ;-)

Some heavy business going on lately...that's all.

"Is your number still 911?" - Ofc. Rachel T.
12/8/2008 5:24 PM #3
Join Date: Dec 2008
Posts: 33

humour at its best again

My Lady Ofc.RachelT.......

You forgot a couple:

You might be a law enforcement family if,

Your Christmas tree garland is made out of left over brass from the range

You have a scanner under your kitchen counter instead of a radio like "normal" people

You have a knife collection that would make the Addams Family envious

and one of my favourites:

everyone in your family carries a small key chain flashlight because you never know when you'll need one
12/31/2008 6:27 PM #4
Join Date: Dec 2008
Posts: 3

RE: You might be a law enforcement family if...

You yell, "Tommy! Clean up this disgusting, messy room right now!" and your kid yells "10-4!!!"

You break down at the side of the road and call roadside service requesting "I need a tow truck 1 time at Washington and Bagley" and the operator says, "What?"

Those were the funniest ones!!! wow
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