RE: Why I like public service...

What makes you think the guys haven't learned that twitch a long time ago? Add a little drool and it always works.

There is never anything wrong with talking to yourself either. Arguing is the sign of a problem, especially if you lose.

The Nasal Appraisal

Rach-Gebo, Would a really bad runny nose with that twitch and drool be a turn off?

Or, could you deal with that?

I'm glad I'm part of the blue line family

Oh! Well, I guess I am learning something new about my friends in blue everyday! ;-) LOL!

And no...I've never lost an argument with myself (thankfully). I'm glad you have a twitch too. It makes for a fun outing at the donut shop and a challenge when trying to drink coffee.

"Is your number still 911?" - Ofc. Rachel T.

My type of partner

I would question the runny nose (prostitutes get those when they are full), but I am sure there is a good explanation. But yeah, I just love a man with a twitch. Drool is no problem either. I interpret that as I must be dressed appropriately for the evening a the donut shop.

You boys all realize that lady cops are perfectly happy with INTEL briefings at a donut shop? The sugary the donut glaze the better, right?

LMAO!  You guys are a riot.

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"Is your number still 911?" - Ofc. Rachel T.

RE: Why I like public service...

Back when I pulled security at fast food resteraunts, I used to stand in the corner during the 2am rush (when the bars closed) singing to myself. I found that singing "Always look on the bright side of life" from "The Life of Brian" ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHPOzQzk9Qo) tended to make people nervous. Especially when you get to the line, "Always look on the briiiight side of DEATH" and you shoot a glare at a potential troublemaker before whistling. Another good song is the Beatles, "Happiness is a warm gun". YES. IT. IS. <glare>

Speaking of donut shops, I had to arrest a belligerent drunk in a Krispy Kreme one night. Never in my life has back up arrived so fast and in such numbers. I mean, I've been involved in shootings which didn't get half the attention. Unfortunately, I had to capstun the guy....and no one apparently likes jalapeno donuts....

The ideal officer....

So we are formulating the ideal, attractive police officer....from what I gather here, he or she is:

The one officer in the corner snorting nasal spray from one of those white bottles with a long insert thingy, twitching afterwards and signing something along the lines of

"if your happy and you know it...pull the trigger. If you happy and you know it...pull the trigger. If you happy and you know it and your face surely shows it, if you happy and you know pull the trigger". ANd then stare at the nearest individual looking at you...and then "SNOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRT" some more of that nasal spray while drooling over a glazed donut.

Hmmmm...."twitch" - "twitch"........(sniff). Let me think about this. "SNNNORRRRRRRT!"

The Fly Guy

Gebo,that is a concise description of the suspect. Now lets add a little more complexity. We'll call him the "fly guy." He's the Krispy Creme officer that had to use the facilities, but caught his uniform shirt during his rush to a PI acccident. A true professional in action!

Runny Nose, Manly Twitch, Drool and Trousers set for action!

IE

http://static.flickr.com/6/8255299_d244200166.jpg

Ever wonder why the creme is Krispy?

You know....pondering upon what has been said, I have a few questions:

First - Does this sexy symbol of heroism sing with a lisp? Between the sniffing and the lisp, I think it might hold a nice rythym to it. Too bad he doesn't use nasal spray. You know your partner trusts you when he offers you HIS bottle of nasal spray to use.

Second - Is it his partner's red handcuffs that started the drool, and made him have to pee? I apologize for any officer inconvenienced by this....LOL.

Third - is it just me, or does Krispy Creme have some thing to do with premature,... well we won't go there. This IS a public forum. But have you ever wonder why the Kreme isn't crispy? Is that false advertising?

Fourth - Is the fly guy a part of the rapid response team? I heard twitches come with knowing that "battle" lies ahead in the near future. Thus, one better have out his apparatus to fight bravely and come quickly to the aid of others. That's why we call him fly guy I assume.

The final question...are there very many hours of training required for this? "sniff". If so, how does a rookie get certified?

"Is your number still 911?" - Ofc. Rachel T.

Answers

Ah...the lass wants to know...lol

#1 NO lisp. He probably stutters at the sight of a beautiful woman with red handcuffs (most of us would). However, a policeman is a fine subject of communication even at the sight of handcuffs. He will most definitely tell you his thoughts.

#2 Yes. Apology accepted. :-)

#3 Krispy creme is stale white stuff. So yes, the title Krispy creme has some irony since the cream in the donut is not usually crispy ~ especially after the insertion of the creme in the donut. A moist, warm donut keeps the creme, well creamy! Since it is the company name, it is not considered false advertising. Continue to support the ancient law enforcement tradition of a quality creme filled donut.

#4 Yes. Rapid Response Team Members are under a lot of stress to perform flawlessly at the drop of a dime. As Aqua Pig showed us in his fine picture, the aparatus can get jammed if his mind is not "in the game".

No training is required, but it is preferred my lady, to know how to interact with your partner. The better the understanding of one another, the better it is in fighting crime as you keep each other happy and well supported.

Happy policing!