Today's Little Story

A woman scanned the guests at a party and spotted an attractive man standing alone.

She approached him. “My name is Carmen,” she told him. “That's a beautiful name,” he replied, “is it a family name?”

“No,” she replied. “I gave it to myself. It reflects the things I like most - - cars and men.....What's your name?” she asked.

He said,”B. J. Titsengolf.”