Re: The World's Shortest Fairy Tail
LOL...
Good Aqua Pig. But what if women love to fart to make their partner gag, enjoy getting a douche when sitting on the toilet, and find it sexy when a man looks a bit rugged?
She would be heart broken...lol.
Good fart potion: Take two garlic pills (you can find them in your pharmacy) 1 hour before the party and make a drink to wash it down. It will make your next party a friggin' riot:
1 pint whole milk
1C ice cream (vanilla works best, but you can do chocolate)
1/2C prune juice (don't put in any more now...you don't want to shit yourself)
1/2 an apple chopped up
1/2 of a banana chopped up
1/4 tsp of vanilla to taste
Chuck all this in a food procssor or blnder and grind it together. Wash down your garlic supplments with this drink...lol. Bottoms up!
You didn't hear this from me. Forget my name, ok? :-)
Disclaimer: Not responsible for really pissed off girls or disgruntled ones wanting to end relationships. NOt responsible for upset stomach or puking or any health condition thereof. Not responsible for people shitting their pants. Check with your doctor before pursuing this combination. Person drinks at his or her own risk.
"Is your number still 911?" - Ofc. Rachel T.
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