The Evil Overlord List

This is an oooold list, been floating around since 2400bd modems were state of the art. Still, funny as hell I think. If you've ever watched a movie and wondered at the stupidity of the bad guy, you may get a laugh outa this list.

http://www.eviloverlord.com/lists/overlord.html

It's work safe. Unless your boss is an evil overlord.

My favorites:

5:One of my advisors will be an average five-year-old child. Any flaws in my plan that he is able to spot will be corrected before implementation. (something supervisors could probably benifit from...)

46: If an advisor says to me "My liege, he is but one man. What can one man possibly do?", I will reply "This." and kill the advisor.

Last edited @ 6/10/2008 10:29 PM