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LOL...the longer the barrel huh? Funny gyrl-friend.
When I get a husband, I'm making sure he understands protocol and that he better never scare me like that either. I would just end up auto-responding to protect myself, and probably the neighbors would call the cops for a domestic.
Aqua Pig, funny though... ;-p
Here's one for ya both....
"My girlfriend told me that I should be more affectionate. After 8 years in law enforcement, I've gotten a little gruff. So I went to the bar and found myself TWO boyfriends! Well, what do ya want? I can take up to three".
Dirty, but funny. What else do you have to do when you start out in the jails.
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