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Colonoscopies are no joke

1/27/2009 4:53 PM
Join Date: Jun 2007
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Colonoscopies are no joke

So here's some ideas for comments to your doctor during this delicate procedure.

 

1.'Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before!

 

2. 'Find Amelia Earhart yet?'

 

3. 'Can you hear me NOW?'

 

4. 'Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?' 

 

5. 'You know, in Arkansas , we're now legally married.'

6. 'Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?'

7. 'You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out...'

8. 'Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!'

9. 'If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!  

10. 'Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity.' 

11. 'You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?'

12. 'Now I know why I am not gay.'

13. 'Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there?'

THIS HAS BEEN A PUBLIC HEALTH MESSAGE BY AQUA PIG

Last edited @ 1/27/2009 4:58 PM
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1/28/2009 11:20 AM #1
Join Date: May 2007
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LMAO!

THAT...was funny.

Hey what do you call a Jamaican Proctologist? - A Pokemon!

'POKE!" oooOowwWWW!

Hey Aqua Pig...you funny as hell. Now you really gotta problem if the doc pulls his finger out and says..."Son...sniff my finger and tell me that don't stank!"

I tend to think coments like that are getting too personal....har har har.

Of course us females getting pap smears by female doctors is always well....interesting. Kinda like your male problem here...LOL.

Why does the medical profession have to reduce us to feeling like a whore? Why? (LOL)

"Is your number still 911?" - Ofc. Rachel T.
1/28/2009 12:11 PM #2
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Posts: 43

Other comments...

U so funny.....

Here r some more comments...

"YOU GOT A WARR--RR--RRANT FOR THAT!?!"

"Well doc, you got me beat...we both deal with assholes for a living, but you sure are handling it the best"

"Hail Mary...full of grace..."

"Do you see the remote?"

"Does my butt look big to you?"

"Are you single?"

"I better get a lollipop for this!"- last but not least...

"Whoa baby! I have to fart!".
1/28/2009 9:47 PM #3
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RE: Colonoscopies are no joke

Know the worst thing about a visit to the proctologist? Feeling him probing...then realizing both his hands are on your shoulders.....
1/29/2009 5:37 AM #4
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RE: Colonoscopies are no joke

Very good girls! Wolf...you have serious issues! :-}
1/29/2009 11:54 AM #5
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DON'T SNIFF THAT!

Wolf.....don't. Don't sniff that.

That's no finger....LOL!

And that's just nasty...how could you say such a thing, LOL!

"Is your number still 911?" - Ofc. Rachel T.
2/4/2009 10:40 PM #6
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Colonoscopies are no joke

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2/23/2009 2:51 PM #7
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RE: Colonoscopies are no joke

H I J A M E S
2/23/2009 9:54 PM #8
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RE: Colonoscopies are no joke

Ugh...what a post to find a bot in....guess it's strange what they can pull outa your ***......

/ducking
2/24/2009 5:46 AM #9
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RE: Colonoscopies are no joke

Wolf, Lets give Jimmy a chance here. Perhaps he just needs a friend.
2/24/2009 9:40 PM #10
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RE: Colonoscopies are no joke

Then say heyo to mai leeetle friend! <ratatatattat>
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