How to get rid of annoying people
Quote: Original post by oldhag
What should I do if I have to live near 5 or 6 Catholic college student houses? And they have huge parties, and invite 50 or more kids over, and have kegs? The college president has already had "a little talking to" with them, and neighbors wrote letters complaining to the chief of police. And still it goes on. What should I do, should I shoot 'em? Pray a lot? Thanks.
My personal favorite is get a bunch of people together. Get them to rub them selves with what I call "Pee yew stink bait" stuff. It's in the fishing section - you squirt it on your bait before you cast your line in the water (yes, I like to fish). Anyway. Squirt the hell outta ll your buddies. Make sure they look gruffy too (not so clean shaven). Maybe wear your really old clothes - yeah...go for the bum look. Then eat what ever gives you bad gas. Loads of chili laced with lots of garlic will do, but becareful not to load it up with stuff that gives you the shits.
Ya'll get together and go over uninvited and have them all say something along the lines "Smelt beer! My favorite!! Thought we'd come over to help ya out". Have them bring huge big glasses with them and fill them up. Be clumsy and spill beer. Fart profusely. Be loud nd obnoxious. Tell them you've been flunking college for the last 6 years because you love the parties. Be disgusting as possible...but be polite.
If the frat boss tried to throw you out, start to cry. Tell them nobody loves ya and all you need is a friend. Hopefully all that Pee Yew stink bait you sprayed on will rub off when you go to hug the prissiest looking girl or guy. Spill beer on them "by accident too".
Trust me...it relieves a lot of stress and maybe after a couple of times it will be too annoying for them to have parties because the "smelly, flunks" keep coming over to drink all their beer and fart.
If that doesn't work - It's water balloon time. Let me know if you need anymore help.
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